There IS A Difference

Posted: December 10, 2010, 9:25 am

As you all may be aware there are TWO characters on this server one named Asmodeus who is short, fat and hairy. HE is also MALE. For reference only see pic.

AsmodeusesWife on the other hand is a COMPLETELY different person and is bossy, emotional, vengeful, kind, patient and nurturing by nature. Very Happy

And is FEMALE.

So please spare poor Asmo some thought and refrain from refering to me as a man. Very Happy

Colonel Joined: May 11, 2006 Posts: 2623

I can't believe some refer to you as a man after reading the nickname "Asmodeuseswife"

"Oh yeah tha't someones wife must be a man!" Very Happy

Posted: December 10, 2010, 12:56 pm

Burn";p="231417 wrote:

"Oh yeah tha't someones wife must be a man!" Â Very Happy

=)) =)) =))

Lt. Colonel Joined: Oct 20, 2007 Posts: 2159

Burn";p="231417 wrote:

I can't believe some refer to you as a man after reading the nickname "Asmodeuseswife"

"Oh yeah tha't someones wife must be a man!" Â Very Happy

That says more of what they think of Mr. Asmo, rather than Mrs. Razz

Posted: December 10, 2010, 3:18 pm

Lt. Colonel Joined: Oct 20, 2007 Posts: 2159

The bottom right one is Zsoca.

Posted: December 10, 2010, 3:25 pm

NO U

Colonel Joined: May 11, 2006 Posts: 2623

Quote:

That says more of what they think of Mr. Asmo, rather than Mrs.

I didn't want to go that far but yeah true haha Very Happy

Posted: December 12, 2010, 10:09 am

i spot jordan on there Very Happy

Colonel Joined: May 11, 2006 Posts: 2623

The bottom right one on that picture is a known Playboy in his region.
Each time he enters the club all the girls go crazy and invite him for a dance or a drink.
Every night he takes a girl home to please her wildest dreams.
And on daylight while walking on the street he is being chased by so many girls screaming wildly some of which even faint due to his rare great looks.
Yeah man that guy is bigger than any rockstar,actor or celebrity.He's bigger than life itself!

Posted: December 12, 2010, 10:36 am

Burn";p="231494 wrote:

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Every night he takes a girl home to please her wildest dreams.

You mean there are men who actually wash dishes and cook?

Colonel Joined: May 11, 2006 Posts: 2623

He does it all! Very Happy

Posted: December 12, 2010, 12:49 pm

Burn";p="231494 wrote:

The bottom right one on that picture is a known Playboy in his region.
Each time he enters the club all the girls go crazy and invite him for a dance or a drink.
Every night he takes a girl home to please her wildest dreams.
And on daylight while walking on the street he is being chased by so many girls screaming wildly some of which even faint due to his rare great looks.
Yeah man that guy is bigger than any rockstar,actor or celebrity.He's bigger than life itself!

Burn you should not talk about yourself like that.. That's just Vanity... Smile

Colonel Joined: May 11, 2006 Posts: 2623

Asmodeus";p="231498 wrote:

Burn you should not talk about yourself like that.. That's just Vanity... Smile

Haha

Posted: December 12, 2010, 9:40 pm

1.NAMES
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2.EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

3 .MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale

4.BATHROOMS

A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.

A man would not be able to identify most of these items

5.ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that.. is the beginning of a new argument.

6.CATS

Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

7.FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

8.SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

9.MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change , and she does.

10. DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

11. NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

12. OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

13. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing

AsmoWife's jokes on BBB forum :P

Theres more differences then you'd think