Annual Mind Test

[Apocalypse]

"It's that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test."
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> Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the
> muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you
> don't use it, you lose it! Below is a very private way to gauge your
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> Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or
> not. The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made
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> OK, relax, clear your mind and begin
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> 1. What do you put in a toaster?
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> Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do
> something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to
> Question 2.
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> 2 Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
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> Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't Attempt the
> next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat.
> Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto
> World. However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3.
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> 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is
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> black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
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> Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green
> bricks," why are you still reading these???
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> If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.
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> 4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet
> over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically
> divided into West Germany and East Germany .) Anyway, during the flight,
> TWO engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is
> also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the
> engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in
> the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany .
> Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or no
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> Answer: You don't bury survivors.
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> If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If
> you said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question.
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> 5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from
> London to Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus;
> InReading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon
> , two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and
> 16 people get on. In Swansea , three people get off and five people get
> on In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at
> Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
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> Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
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> Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!
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> Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better
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> PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions

[Xardas]

:O that was funny m8 hahah, )  did u invented it or U got it from somewhere ?

[Apocalypse]

It was an email that was sent to me

[Nephalim]

This was developed as an age test by R&D department at Harvard University.
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person over 50 can't do it.

1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3.This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6,. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read aloud the 3rd word in each line from the top down.
Neph.

[Queen]

nice only i got this test form our english teacher 2 years ago
whats the name of the bus driver.....i donno fred ? eddy? brat?
nice though apocalypse