Freelancer - The Void

THAT is VERY VERY Funny!!!  ;) ROFLMAO

you know when you've played freelancer to much when.....................

you accuse traffic wardens of dock camping

and aslo when you wear a flight suit to sit at your PC!

You know you've been playing FL too much when you attempt to contact the gas station for permission to dock.

~PJ~ )

You know you've been playing Void too long when:

You check your Void website PM's more often than you check your business work emails!!  

You know you've been playing Freelancer too much when:

You're asking yourself if you've been playing Freelancer  too much ....  :-?

You know you've been playing Freelancer too much when:

your spine starts to break  :(

you try to fly your car  :-?

you think that a bread knife is a nomad laser   =P~

you know when you have been playing freelancer too much when you start looking for jumpgates to other countries

you know when you have been playing freelancer too much when you say "pwnt" to your ex-wife

You know when you have been playing Freelancer too much...
-when you give all your college money for the new mod
-when your 24/7 on the server
-when you change your real name for you freelancer nick name
-when you think the name of your presend is Jacobi
-when you see a homeless in the street you laught at him calling him a noob
-when you form a group of people (clan) and start hunting people down
-when Bill Gates calls you to tell you playing to much freelancer
-when you met someone in the street and asks him if he wants to pvp
-when you make freelancer 2 by yourself
-when you figure out out playing to much freelancer you find you your wife (or husband) was dead 5 years ago and you dint know about it
-when you type a lot of things of  when you have been playing Freelancer too much.....
-when people give you money for you to stop playing
-when you get banned you pay a ticket to go to germany to visit strail and order him to unban you
-when your out of ideas for this post

You know when you have been playing Freelancer too long...

-when you start thinking your clutch is EK
-when you look at parking lot dings and don't worry, 'you'll bot later'
-when you keep junk in your trunk cuz you may get a good price for it somewhere you go
-when you can't remember what other games you play, they're lost/dust covered
-when you can't remember what other games even look like
-when you're on the third 70 page spiral-bound log book.
-when your SS archive takes up muliple CD's
-when the walls by your computer are full of maps, gun lists, faction spreadsheets... and they're turning yellow

you know when you have been playing freelancer too long when you burst into a hospital and accuse the patients of regenning

you know you been playing freelancer to much
-if your in the air force and pvp with your squad
-if you cut your engines to try to turn around and go backwards
-if you dont know what year your in cause you got caught up in the game
-if you think you live in year 2021 and just came from a big war
-or if your more worried about breaking a arm than a leg

You know when you have been playing freelancer too much :

-When you try to form up with other cars when you are driving.
-When you enter in a pub and try to bribe the bartender.
-When you are drunk and think : OMFG RED LAG.
-When someone is insulting and you take a pict of him.
-When you got hurts and suicide to respawn perfectly.
-When you start killing your friends in order to get a better rep. with your enemies.

You now you have been playing to much freelancer/ void when you:

Writes this instead of reading for your exam. (guilty)

go to rehabilitation for FL addicts.

you can relive last nights PvPs in your head for 48 hours (guilty)

use lot's of money to buy flight-kit for your computer. (guilty)

freaks out when someone says that EVE online  or Freespace is better than FREELANCER/VOID (guilty)

You know when you've been playing FL/Void too much when...

- you're spending more time on the forums than in game.

- you go to a social event and then run around the room as fast as you can, slowing down to punch random people in the face once in a while, then start running again...and all the while hoping that nobody tags you with a CD.  And if anyone asks you to stop, you just say... "I have an R tag.  Check the rules.  Noob."

Can't think of anything else right now...  :D