Freelancer - The Void

[quote="anoyingnomad";p="199476"]lolol some are funny



You know when you have been playing Freelancer to much when you wake up in the morning. Get on the bicycle and you wanna go to school and your looking for a jumpgate to the Compaen system at the end of the street.


(Compaen is schools name)[/quote]

 =D>  Cool!

You know when you have been playing Freelancer too much is when you try to prove that there is no such thing as playing Freelancer too much.

You know you've been playing Freelancer too much when you'r walking around the street in random patterns,stopping all of a sudden then starting to sprint towards a nearby point,stoping again,and repeating the whole operation. All this while you're circling some random guy on the street screaming " PEW PEW PEW " from the top of your lungs!

Now thats when you know you've had too much Freelancer.

When U want 2 call up Yr home phone, and U tipe Void ip instead Yr phone.number,and when U see it doesnt work,U connect the net 2 check if server is online

You know you've been playing too much Freelancer when you start reminiscing about how you've played Freelancer too much. And when you're recounting them to other people, it only gets worse.

You know you've been playing too much Freelancer when...

...you play freelancer on the mobile phone ( this one is for zamo ) )
...you think that Mount Roushmore is your saint rock ( this if for saints ) )
...you look for Titanic to see if it has Quakes
...you refuse to go on vacantion with your parents to play freelancer
...you yell " medic " in the center of your town
...you are a [Void],[Admin]

You know you've been playing Freelancer too much when a friend you havn't seen for a while asks what you've been upto and the opening line to your reply is something along the lines of,

"Been warring it with Syn and the Black Legion in New Berlin again...."

and they just look at you like....  ":-O what are you on about? :-O"

When somebody on a birthday party makes a joke and you respond with 'ROFL' or 'LOL' (literally pronounced)... :D
Oh god did I look stupid... #-o

When your party van has an Anubis mk2 painted on the sides with engines on the back.

When your party van has a sunslayer torpedo launcher mounted on it.

When you party van has a couple of wings where the wings on the Anni normally would be.

When your considering changing the painting to the mk3 and put on two additional wings.

(i'll see if i can dig out some photos before it is to late)

When you reply with GF every time your wife (husband) slaps you.

when u pressing twice the enter button in msn

When you sit at your work pc and your hands and fingers automaticly go to PVP mode.

When you goto bed with your wife and ask if she wants to pvp.

When you tell the kids to stop regening the mess in the living room.

When your wife comes in from work to find freelancer on the 50 inch plasma on the wall.

When the wife comes downstairs in sexy undies asking if you want to goto bed and you reply "just gotta kill this guy"

When you tell your boss to stop "spamming" you with work.

When your shopping and you put the trolly into EK and slide it around corners.

When you "dock" the car in the garage.

[quote="Kumori";p="209901"]I’ve found that every post on these kinds of threads fits into one of four categories:

The Noncompliant
e.g. ‘...when you get bored of it and start trying to complete Devil May Cry 4 on hard mode. Fnar fnar.’

The Slightly Relatable
e.g. ‘...when you try and play virtually any other space simulator and the controls seem like the most unintuitive and inflexible nonsense you’ve ever been asked to put up with.’

The Ridiculous
e.g. ‘...when a traffic light lets you through and you find yourself looking for the mine key so you can blow it up and stop anyone from following you.’

And my personal favourite,
The Warped Social Commentary
e.g. ‘...when you stumble upon your father’s loaded spaceship and try to re-enact the game, thereby accidentally shooting yourself in the face, and suddenly you’re all over the newspapers and the game’s banned in five countries.’


(Congratulate me on my strict adherence to the unwritten rule which states that you must completely waste any post that brings your overall count to a slightly significant milestone.)[/quote]

Definitaly the best I have seen in a long time, the last one is so sad-but-true... And by the way, congratulations

When you think, "that's cool this thred is over 3 years old", and you then have the crushing realization that you were the 1 who started it.