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RAF Sink to a new low?

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:36 pm
by RAF-Hatchet
In the dead of night, RAF pilots entered into Omicron Gamma, seeing no Black Legion around, they entered the bar of the Black Legion Base. The bar was full of people and two Corsairs were in the corner fighting over one of the bar wenches. While in their scuffle a can of spray paint rolled at the foot of a RAF pilot.

The RAF pilots looked at all the empty beer cans at the table, looked at the can of spray paint on the floor, they quietly finished their beers, put their smokes out, snickering all the way, and went back to their ships. They dressed in their spacesuits and proceeded to walk on the outside of the Black Legions Base and did their dirty work.

You never really know where you will find us next: No more Mr nice guys.

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Re: RAF Sink to a new low?

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:40 pm
by FallenMaris
ROFLMAO  =D>  =D>

Re: RAF Sink to a new low?

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:06 pm
by Maverick
The color goes nicely with the blood we took from trespassers in the past and smeared over the skin of  the base as a tribute to the Blood Gods. It also serves as a warning to overly brave souls like yourself. You better watch out your blood won't join the collection already on there. ;)

OOC: Nice one m8, well done.
 :))  =))  =D>  :D

Re: RAF Sink to a new low?

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 4:48 pm
by The-Ghost
=)) =)) =))

love it. Wish i thought of it first...lol  =D>

Re: RAF Sink to a new low?

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 4:55 pm
by Jase-Katar
=D>  =D>  =D>

Re: RAF Sink to a new low?

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 5:14 pm
by Cika_velja
=))  =))  =))  =))  =))  =))  =))  =))

Re: RAF Sink to a new low?

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:16 pm
by LIMAN
well not a new one but still funny  :D

Re: RAF Sink to a new low?

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:33 pm
by Zebulon
DRUNK? ON DUTY? Shocking!!!  hehe

Re: RAF Sink to a new low?

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:54 pm
by FallenMaris
[quote="Zebulon";p="180776"]DRUNK? ON DUTY? Shocking!!!  hehe[/quote]

maybe thats their duty.... being drunk hehe  :D

Re: RAF Sink to a new low?

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 8:49 pm
by [BLK_LGN][X]Zeus
It seems while you mortals were away distracted, the warp was at work. Your forward base bears the mark of Chaos.

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And while you rely on petty propaganda...the warp bears the immense power to make your home appear to actually BE a mark of Chaos.

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While on the ground, the cities you claim to defend are reduced to nothing but rubble.

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The citizens of New Berlin have lost faith in your 'protection'.

Chaos is supreme!

Re: RAF Sink to a new low?

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 9:01 pm
by Kosmiker
one big fat LOL

Re: RAF Sink to a new low?

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:30 pm
by Maverick
CHAOS is supreme! The Warp is almighty! Hail to the Blood Gods!
Be ware RAF, the eye of Horus is upon you!

Re: RAF Sink to a new low?

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:44 pm
by Torchie
*BREAKING NEWS from RAF*

While RAF pilots were in the BL base last night, a training video was found.  Fear not people of SIrius.................for Mavrick is found in the chicken coup and Zeus is a white boy dancing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAqLybtgmmY

Re: RAF Sink to a new low?

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:26 am
by Maverick
This archived video is one from my early days, when I was still a Heretic. You see Zeus and me performing the 'Dance of Chaos', which is designed to get the Blood Rush going in newly recruited Chaos Marines. In between shots, you can see me secretively quenching my thirst for Blood on the chickens, being the young but promising apprentice that I was. As time past, I learned there is no substitute for Infidel Blood. Especially that of the RAF. And that Chaos is the only way.
As the Blood Rush gets higher and higher, your chances of survival diminish by the second.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS!!!
<):)

Re: RAF Sink to a new low?

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 12:47 am
by [BLK_LGN][X]Zeus
And we destroyed the prototype's for new RAF highly advanced fighters.

Here is one in testing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CnRR8Fwaho

We also had an undercover Chaos Marine on New Berlin before the attack..he had some fun with 2 RAF pilots...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EqGAaLsCP4