MUMMY!!!

[Maverick]

For years I have had trouble breathing through my nose. Visits to the doctor have never resulted in more than one spray after the other. "Here try this one now, it's a bit different than the last one..." But none of them ever did anything. Some time ago I asked for another doctor and he immediately forwarded my to the right specialists.
So now they're finally going to fix it. I'll be having a surgery to remove a part of the mucous membranes inside of my nose to create room, and they will shave/shizzle off a part of that piece of bone that makes up your nose.

This will be done at the 29th of Jan, and I will be in the hospital till at least the end of the next day. Chasing sexy nurses with my bashed up nose lolololol!!!

A couple of clan members told me this surgery is called a 'Septoplasty' and there are movies about it to be found on youtube. So I looked it up. And that was a mistake lol!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-IlHOdqrms[/youtube]

I want my mummy!!!!!  8-X

[=ESF=XENON]

holy smoke  :|

[Kruger]

i was reading this whilst eating my tea, gd job i didnt watch the video :-&

[edam]

lol and do you know what they put in your nose afterwards for the bleeding .........you got it tampons lmao i know i had this done chin up fella as it hurts like fuck.

[Maverick]

[quote="edam";p="197131"]chin up fella as it hurts like f***.[/quote]
Why does everyone keep saying that? Do we even have pain medication in the house? I think not....

[edam]

i did it with no pain medicine and the black eyes you get too makes it look like you been battling with the masses and you get funny looks in the supermarkets to and peeps avoid you as they think your some kind of nutter. and yes mave it seriously hurts like fuck and painkillers dont even touch it and wait till you sneeze ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh flying bloody tampons lol and even  more pain. i be thinking of ya mate ( giggles slighty).

[Warcow]

Wow...I guess the more you hear about any type of surgery, the scarier it becomes.  (Seriously madderz...too much information dude.)

But good luck, Mav.  I hope that this helps out with the breathing problems, and that the recovery period flies by.

[S.A.T.Y.R]

eeek! i lost my appetite  #-o

[mightybean]

Wow... Good luck Mav... Haha I admire your courage. Yours too edam!  :-SS

[-Wolfie-]

right, dont eat while watching that >_<

good luck mav, lol

[Blackheart-X-]

Blackeyes, throbbing headaches that last for a week, scared to sneeze,scared to blow your nose. Can't sleep at night.

Enjoy    :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D    :-SS

[Java_Man]

I'm sure it'll be worth it to chase nurses around... and being able to breath, that helps too.
Good luck to ya.

[Vansen]

eeeeewwwwwww...thats evil

That vid is nasty! and they just pulled the thing out at the end!

Good luck Mav. remember they dont mind tears in hospitals...

Aaaaaaand next time you kill me, im gonna punch ya on the nose  :D

[Ryus]

oooooooooouch good luck buddy.  :(

[edam]

thing is yeah it really hurt but hey i enjoyed the pain as once your used to it you can squeeze your nose to see how much pain you can actually take now kidney stones thats a whole different ball game, thats the closest a bloke could actually feel to giving birth then there is the passing of the stone oh dear that wasnt fun at all. to you ladies out there that have given birth i salute you as that has gotta hurt.


CHICKENS DRINKING VINEGAR ARE ACTUALLY PREPARING FOR YOUR POACHED EGG TO BE MADE READY QUICKER AS THENTHERE IS TIME SAVED ON GETTING THE LIQUID INFUSION READY FOR THE EGGAGE TO BE APPLIED.

2 DYSLEXICS WALKING DOWN THE STREET 1 GOES TO THE OTHER CAN YOU SMELL GAS?

THE OTHER REPLIES SMELL GAS I CANT EVEN SMELL MY OWN NAME.