Bender makes a press announcement

[Dirk]

Bender approaches the podium:

Tap tap tap “is this thing on?” “As you may or may not know I like beer, it doesn’t matter if it’s fine or cheap it’s all good to me. I was finishing off a 24 pack of Old Sirius the other day with my lady robot friend when she told me that I had won the Nigerian lottery. She said I needed to download an official form and I would get the cash. Of course I did who could resist such an offer. But what followed next was a surprise.”

“Well I didn’t win the Nigerian lottery and my robot lady friend turned out to be a BBB operative tasked with implanting a virus into my brain. Well they were successful, the form was a virus and I now cannot control my urges to kill all marked [X] and [R] tagged ships. It is truly a tragedy, I will die a lot of course, they will re-build me over and over again, but I couldn’t resist this any more than I could pass up a can of rot gut.

“The BBB can kiss my shiny metal butt for doing this to me, but I must obey the will of my new coding”

“I will go back to drinking now”

We will now return you to your regular programming now in progress.

[Travesty]

The BBB  deny all knowledge of the aforementioned event and any attempt to further embroil said clan in such blatantly exagerated machiavellian schemes will be met with the mixture of brute force and underhand subderfuge it so rightly deserves.
Thanks for your attention and you can now kiss my hairy pink backside you jumped up toaster lover!

[Dirk]

Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth takes the podium:

“After closer examination we have determined that the Virus infecting Bender is of Nomad origin. This whole thing may have been an elaborate plot by the Nomads to implicate the good guys, start some sort of war, and to just get more humans killed. Or an elaborate plot by the BBB to make it look like the code was implanted by Nomads. Of course the denial and blaming the victim by the BBB is expected whether or not they are guilty.”

“Regardless Bender is infected and will hunt the evil. Every attempt we have made to remove it has resulted in a judo chop to the neck by Bender.”

[Fracture]

Help comes in many forms.
Some is just in the shape of 12oz cans.
You go Dirk  :D  :D  :D