Re-Introducing [Dork], the Dorkonian Bedtime story.

[RavenosDecca]

Once apon a time, on a backwater planet, there lived a peaceful race of people. Their culture had no war, no vehicles, for there was not the need of it. Each day was a celebration of life and renewal. Eveything was fine for these people untill an unnamed naval group came to the planet and sought to share technology in the plans of building a government there. the naval force was being negotiated with when an opposing force of pirates came hunting the naval unit. A catastrophic war ensued. Torpedos were launched, guns fired, ships blown apart, all the while the defenceless planet was plagued by missles, torpedos, and gunfire from the waring groups. After all was said and done, the planet was almost completely wiped out. Both the naval forces and pirates left without aiding the remaining peoples. The gardens, buildings, and farms of the world were destroyed. The people had to wander to find food, shelter, and safe drinking water. They slowly dwindled in numbers. To be continued..........

5 years later, after cultivating the only foodsource they could , tomacco, their minds started to alter. A bright object started coming out of the heavens, which at this point in their state of mind was veiwed as a moving star come to destroy them. This object started emmitting a noise which enraged the survivors, the noise was something akin to a boyband pop-group. This object , which turned out to be a old humpback freighter, landed near a group of 5 survivors. A door opened in the object and a man stepped foward from it. The group of natives, in their state of mind from to much tomacco and agrivating boyband music, tore the man apart and decided to eat him for dinner. The next morning, the group started investigating the strange object. They discovered the mysterys of the flying beast of burden, and a large supply of military training devices. Soon they left there home world in hopes of finding the waring peoples that destroyed their home, or any affiliated with such, to exact revenge. The morale of the story is, avoid tomacco, and war can create mad men.

For a time, the Dorkonian race spread their chaos throughout Sirius. Then the time of chaos came, this was the year which all of Sirius was thrown into the future nearly one hundred years. It was this time that the Dorkonians fell into an alternate dimension. In this new dimension, the great motherland Dweebus was found. The Dorkonian race had finally found their homeworld. The next few years were spent developing new technolgy, and once again spreading rightous chaos. The Dorkonians prospered, and the tommacco still floes. Once a healthy level of chaos was found, the Church of Neeko started its foundations. The next year was spent on the "Grand Holy Crusade", in which Neeko searched for how they came to this dimesion. After long inebreated hours, the rift of dimensions was found. With the means found, it was decided a grand time for return. Now with the ability to travel dimensions, the prosperity of Dorkonains shall flourish once more.

------ Relations and policies will be posted by Padre Bhresic. We will be making our appearance soon, just sorting a few things with members etc. Here's to seeing you soon Voidians, we are coming back to join you for good times . This story was written in the style of a chaotic mind, follows the play style of the clan.

[Sythe]

glad to see you DORKS back...

one of the first clans i attacked and it was good fun !!!

[Burn]

Deleted.

[Boomstick]

BOOM

[Nephalim]

As b4 decca good to see the Do[R]ks Returning.
I'll take some Tomacco of your hands if you have enough to spare.
Good Luck m8.
Neph.

[Zebulon]

certainly a different aproach to a clan history thats for sure ..... Welcome back...!

[Doncha]

When I started to play on Void, Dork was the most active clan on server. I still remember fights in N1 and at Alex gates, Neeko's TC and Wolfbite's Deimos as well. Welcome back guys!!!

[Zyos]

I remember dorks also!

A lot of fun fights

[Headhunter]

Welcome back Dorks  ;)  

I remember you guys slightly, my brain is not what it used to be.. but i remember  :D

[Asmodeuseswife]

Welcome back you guys.

[Mayhem]

YAY Dork.

did u bring Wabu Wabu i remember the last time i encounted wabu, it ended up with me bein eatan xD