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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at
the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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Re: Funny
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Re: Funny
=)) cool one, Strail do u have more ? please post more please =)) pleaseeee =)) =))
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Re: Funny
HAHA Strail! you made a funny!
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Cool Stuff mate. Bring more to us!
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Cool Stuff mate. Bring more to us!
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Re: Funny
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAOPMSL ROFLMAOPMSL
but i heard it b4
just in a different context
it was in student council(in ma schoo.)elections 1 guys speech
was different in that not abes clock, was St Patricks
and not bush, bertie ahern
but still ROFMAOPMSL ROFLMAOPMSL
but i heard it b4
just in a different context
it was in student council(in ma schoo.)elections 1 guys speech
was different in that not abes clock, was St Patricks
and not bush, bertie ahern
but still ROFMAOPMSL ROFLMAOPMSL
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