Freelancer - The Void

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at
the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she
never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

LOL

LMAO

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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TOO FUNNY M8
Cya in The Void, Inf.

=))  =))   <- me and Asmo

=)) cool one, Strail do u have more ? please post more please =)) pleaseeee =)) =))

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=)) lol

HAHA Strail! you made a funny!

What can i say....)

=))  =))  =))  \:D/  \:D/  :)>-  :)>-

Cool Stuff mate.  Bring more to us!

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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAOPMSL ROFLMAOPMSL

but i heard it b4

just in a different context

it was in student council(in ma schoo.)elections 1 guys speech

was different in that not abes clock, was St Patricks

and not bush, bertie ahern

but still ROFMAOPMSL ROFLMAOPMSL

That was really funny! Great one!  =D>